A guy walked into a bar carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He put them down on a stool and said to the bartender: "I'll have a Scotch and soda."
and the crocodile added: "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour." The bartender was amazed, "That's incredible," he gasped, "I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!"
"He can't," said the guy.
"The chicken's a ventriloquist"
...more jokes
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